With concerns over online privacy and information gathering by search engines, Google has come up with a solution, Opt-out village, a 22-acre remote mountain enclave for those obsessed with privacy.

John Carter, Director Google Opt-Out Village says that "once in the village there is no chance of Google or anyone else reading your email because there are not computers. " Carter goes on to say that "because they can be tracked, there are no banks or hospitals." Residents will be expected to know how to grow their own food, suture wounds and bury the dead by hand.

To insure privacy, Google provides a 30-foot tall, 10-foot thick concrete data security wall around the complex. The entire complex is encapsulated in a giant metal box so satellites cannot see inside.

Those who check into Opt-Out Village may only opt-out or leave after having a giant scarlet "G" branded on their forehead labeling them as doubters.

For more information see the complete video report on the Onion News Network

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